Five things you need to know today, and why Columbus freaks me out

Good morning, Cincinnati! Here are the five most important things you need to know to help start your busy business day: More later, but this was overheard Saturday night at the Char Bar, a Columbus dive where University of Cincinnati football fans gathered for succor and adult beverages after a 50-28 pasting by Ohio State: "Sir, you are wearing a lady's headband...