Make room in your freezers, have your fill of Burger King’s new bacon sundaes, slurp down those bacon bloody marys, and bunker down for – yes, you guessed it – the Porkocalypse. The masses are already in disarray, with the head honchos of the world famous Major League Eating franchise already issuing an “indefinite” ban on all bacon-eating contests (with the exception of bacon-wrapped scallops, of course). These folks are serious, and perhaps you should be too. And what will the world do without the succulent, lip-smacking, and meaty taste of good ol’ porky? Besides investing in an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile stocked with a lifelong supply of pork products, the future seems rather petrifying [see Free Report: How To Pick The Right ETF Every Time]. But despite the recent uproar and media hoopla, pork-eating members of society should not be concerned about a total elimination of this staple food, but instead should prepare to pay [...] Click here to read the original article on ETFdb.com. Related Posts: Ultimate Guide To Agricultural ETFs: Agriculture ETF Investing 101 An ETF To “Beef Up” Your Portfolio Livestock Funds ‘Slaughtering’ Other Agricultural Commodity ETFs Ten Worst Performing ETFs Of 2009 Agriculture ETFs Take Different Paths In 2012
Make room in your freezers, have your fill of Burger King’s new bacon sundaes, slurp down those bacon bloody marys, and bunker down for – yes, you guessed it – the Porkocalypse. The masses are already in disarray, with the head honchos of the world famous Major League Eating franchise already issuing an “indefinite” ban on all bacon-eating contests (with the exception of bacon-wrapped scallops, of course). These folks are serious, and perhaps you should be too. And what will the world do without the succulent, lip-smacking, and meaty taste of good ol’ porky? Besides investing in an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile stocked with a lifelong supply of pork products, the future seems rather petrifying [see Free Report: How To Pick The Right ETF Every Time]. But despite the recent uproar and media hoopla, pork-eating members of society should not be concerned about a total elimination of this staple food, but instead should prepare to pay [...]
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