In Mike Judge's wicked 1999 satire of corporate culture Office Space there's a delightful character named Milton. Poor Milton. He's all but invisible. No one likes him no one talks to him and coworkers are forever stealing his stapler. Management doesn't notice him enough to fire him. Instead Milton is shunted from desk to desk each time losing more of that precious commodity denoted by the film's title until he finally winds up alone in the basement where he plots the delicious revenge he'll take on the company. In times past customer relations staffs were where the Miltons of ...