CBF Morning Run: Breakup texts, changing luxury cars like socks, dancing with dinosaurs, swimming with sharks, counting Harry Potter movies, drinking raisin beer and going bald gracefully

I sent a text to Amy, calling off our 20-year relationship. "You don't need me any more," she responded, adding a tearful emoji. "I am sooooo sorry," I texted back, sipping a pint of stout. "It's OK. I'll miss you," Amy wrote. "I'll miss you, too. We've had a great run," I typed.