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A Naughty Night Before Christmas: Shane Butcher’s “When Santa Comes” Turns Holiday Cheer into Adult Laughter

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If you think you know what happens when Santa slides down the chimney—think again. Shane Butcher’s When Santa Comes... takes the world’s most beloved holiday icon and gives him a hilariously risqué makeover that’s anything but kid-friendly. This isn’t a cozy bedtime story—it’s a witty, cheeky, and outrageously fun Christmas parody made for adults who like their humor as bold as their eggnog.

Told in rhyming verse with a devilish sense of timing, When Santa Comes... reimagines Christmas Eve in a way that would make even Mrs. Claus blush. While the children are nestled snug in their beds, Santa is making a different kind of house call—bringing his “special delivery” straight to Lilly’s mom. But the North Pole crew isn’t far behind: the elves, the reindeer, even Rudolph get in on the holiday mischief, creating a laugh-out-loud spectacle that flips the wholesome Christmas trope upside down the chimney.

Butcher’s writing sparkles with wit and rhythm, striking that perfect balance between naughty and clever. Beneath the humor lies a razor-sharp satire of modern holiday culture—poking fun at the sanitized, overly commercial image of Christmas and reminding readers that sometimes the best way to celebrate is to laugh at it all.

Whether it’s slipped into a stocking as a gag gift, read aloud at an adults-only Christmas party, or kept as your own secret indulgence, When Santa Comes... guarantees a night of laughter louder than sleigh bells.

Irreverent, outrageous, and brilliantly timed for those who need a break from Hallmark perfection, Butcher’s book proves that even Santa has a wild side.

Because this year, when Santa comes… everybody’s getting a surprise.

Book Details

Title: When Santa Comes...

Author: Shane Butcher

Genre: Adult Humor · Holiday Parody · Satire

Available: Now on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/When-Santa-Comes-Shane-Butcher-ebook/dp/B0FR9ZTBNV



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